It's Good to be Queen

Even if it only exsists in my head.
Actually, I am a queen.
I am queen of my own castle (even if it doesn happen to be on a corner lot.)

I have a king who loves and adores me (although he leaves his socks on the floor.)

There are two handsome princes who are training to take over our rule and be valiant knights (on Playstation 2.)

There are two beautiful princesses who are the fairest in the land and have suitors at their doorstep at every turn
(they happen to be a pig and a frog but it's what's on the inside that counts.)

I have a lady in waiting who is with me at every step I make (even though she has four legs and is actually waiting for me to accidentally drop some food on the floor.)

I ride in the finest carriages and wear only the finest of clothes
(that just happen to be my truck and my work scrubs about 90% of the time.)

Above all, I live in the finest kingdom in the land and I wouldn't trade it for all of the world's riches.

What are you queen of?